Dreading July 6th

I’ve been avoiding Greta.

This chick has been trying to get in for the last week or so.

Ugh!

So, last night I let her in.

I realized she’ll likely be here for a week or so since our 7th wedding anniversary is coming up on July 6th.

Fine, Greta!
You can stay for a week, but you better leave the second the clock strikes midnight on July 7th!

p.s.

If I ever decide to remarry, please remind me not to do it on a holiday weekend.